Joe Biden Gets Auto-Tuned

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Via Boing Boing comes this goofy video that answers the question, “What would happen if we took T-Pain’s favorite studio toy, the Auto-Tune, and ran the news through it?” Haven’t you ever wondered that? Well, I have, but I’ve always found the robotic warble that the Antares software produces via its forcing of any sound to its nearest pitch in a pre-defined scale to be a legitimate mode of artistic expression, but then again, I’m just generally pro-robot. This video, by Michael and Andrew Gregory, features some politicians and sports figures having their blabbering turned into robotic song, with varying success: who knew Joe Biden was a natural pop music talent? Get that guy on American Idol!! The work is apparently part of an ongoing project to pitch-correct all broadcasts, perhaps ultimately aiming for the pitch-correction of all sound, everywhere, all the time, into some sort of National Key. I vote for Am7!

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