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Scott McClellan, former chicken, reincarnated rooster, crowing up the sun…which blasts light, as it was destined to do, on the most sludge-laden White House of all time (the fact that he, McChicken, was responsible for much of it notwithstanding). The Bush administration, seen to be a lock-stepping death machine, still in lockstep, responds by saying it is “puzzled.” No doubt. That stuff can really clog your brain. PS: Er, fraud…impeachable, eh?